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Cold Drinks. Hot Decisions. Zero Regrets.

0% sold OG The Problem Snapback Hat

We make funny apparel for backyard legends, hot dog roller loyalists, frozen drink scientists, and whoever brought the karaoke machine. Started as a joke. Still kind of is.

Shop Drop 001 Meet The Crew
Limited ✦ 001
★ Vol. 01 No Refunds

~ a brief explanation ~

Party gear for people who become the story. Built around backyard chaos, roller dogs, frozen drinks, and the kind of shirt people stop you to ask about.

Started as a joke between friends. Somehow turned into an apparel company. We're not mad about it.

★ slush rewards ★

Three sizes.
Three perks.
one chaos engine.

Every drop fills a tier cup. The cups are communal — every buyer fills the same one. Hit a tier, you're in: early access, hidden Back Room drops, 24-hour Spike codes.

See the live Slush Tracker cups level up · once they melt, they melt
12oz · basic

Just a Taste

12oz cup
32oz · middle

The Main Event

32oz cup
64oz · loud

The Problem

64oz cup
Drop 001 · Live 3 pieces

Hot & Rollin'.

Each one a punchline. Wear it to the next family thing, watch what happens.

~ the rules ~

House rules.

Rule 01
01.

No boring apparel

If it doesn't make somebody laugh, point, or ask where you got it — it doesn't drop. Full stop. No exceptions.

Rule 02
02.

Limited means limited

Once a drop melts away, it's gone. No fake scarcity. No endless restocks. When the timer hits zero — we're done. Sorry, not sorry.

Rule 03
03.

Cold drinks. Hot decisions.

That is the code. That is the lifestyle. Zero regrets. Wear it like you mean it. Bring snacks.

~ from the backyard ~

Proof this got out of hand.

The brand lives where the stories happen — backyard parties, cold drinks, way too many hot dogs. Tag @slushybros and we'll post you.

01 47 beers deep · the yard, '26
02 roller running hot all night
03 slushy machine, overworked
04 12 dogs · one decision
05 someone became the problem
06 crew set in the wild
~ from the back of the freezer ~

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